I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

I commission and write many questionable things.

"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

Cloppity clop of unusualness

I'm an observer brony you might say. Dark and mysterious sometimes... and sometimes hyperactive. I'ma cool guy so don't feel shy ta chat with me. My bio is located on my DeviantID on Deviantart.com.

Everyday writer for your needs.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

I was born once. Then some other stuff happened.

Hi, I'm a short story writer who caters to things that, more often than not, offends people!

If I ever saw a therapist, he’d leave the room saying: “That guy’s creepier than three Draculas, two Count Choculas, and an Alucard.”

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

I write horse words.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Fandom artist

I bid you welcome traveler let this ancient storyteller do what he does best. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcsS60n04i48UCZJ0lYPGsQ

This'll draw in the fetish crowd.

I have returned.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

Previously known as ViperBits. A male "not-so-brony" from Ukraine. I will occasionally proofread and I can always use some help with writing lewd stuff!

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Consume all the Turnips

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

Afro penguin is best penguin.

I enjoy writing dark natured stuff and wish to die buried beneath 1,000,000 pony plushies. I feed off of the dislikes. Also a proud part of the Headless_Rainbow family.

I'm just a random derp who loves me some cutting off horse junk. I do not put much effort into my stories, i like to keep them short quick and with the main focus being cutting off junk

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Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.