And OH SWEET CELESTIA, WHERE DID THE TIME GO?!

Before the decision was made to use CGI, the dinosaurs of 1993's Jurassic Park were initially going to be animated via stop motion. Although this never came to pass, certain test reels were used to help map out the final scenes.

Below are two such test reels, specifically from the T-Rex Attack and the Raptor Kitchen sequence.

What's this? A new Movie Review from me after...(checks to see when my last movie review actually was) five months, three if you count my re-review of Godzilla: King of the Monsters? I know, right? Long time. Well, seeing how it is the Christmas season, I wanted to at least one Christmas-related review for you.

And what better piece of cinema to review than an old favorite of yours truly? This is Rankin-Bass's 1970 film...

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The Rise of Skywalker has a 58% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's low enough to land it squarely in the "Rotten" category, and putting it just 5 points about The Phantom Menace's 53%.

And I'm actually kind of conflicted now.

See, on the one hand, my sadistic Sith-lord side wants to be all like "Haha! You see, Sequel-lovers?! I told you it would all crash and burn!!!"

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Seeing as how Episode IX is coming out in a few days, I thought I'd take the time to share with you all some of my favorite comedic music videos, courtesy of Bad Lip Reading. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "Bushes of Love", "Seagulls (Stop It Now!)", "Not the Future", and "It's Not A Moon".

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i MaDe YoU a BiRd

I did, and woo-wee did I get some weird stories.

Original sentences are in bold.

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"My return to life has left my vocal chords scarred...and...deformed. But I assure you...my resolve has never been strongah!"

I'm sorry, I just had to.

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2019 marks the 40 year anniversary of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. While one of the more divisive films among the Trek fanbase, I personally love it. Watching this movie on my family's old VHS player at the tender age of three years old is one of the defining moments of my life, I feel. It was like I had this awakening of just how big and mysterious the Universe really is...and how much the human mind can create with our imaginations. The beautiful starship Enterprise, the alien

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I'm trying to be lighthearted here by using such an awesome quote as my response...but really, I just think they're not good at all, Last Jedi in particular.

And the big irony is that I'm not even a big Star Wars fan. I'm actually more of a Trekkie who's okay with Star Wars, and TLJ still rubbed me the wrong way.

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