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stubbing my pinkie toe on the doorway and it hurts every time


Merry Fuckin December 20th, Everyone (A Year in Retrospect) · 7:22pm Dec 20th, 2018

Wow, it's already been an entire year. And a surprising amount of things has happened on-site, as well as good things off-site.

Some backstory: On Dec 20th, 2017, it was the evening after my first winter semester final. I was tired: the final was decently tough, I had to get up at about 5 am to get ready and drive to it. I had been reading an absurd amount of RGRE greentexts the last week, or 2 weeks, or whatever, and my tired mind decided "hey, let's just shitpost some RGRE."

So I did.

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important update · 8:30pm Dec 8th, 2018

I stubbed my toe and it hurt pretty bad.

Also, I recently got a new laptop after my old one blue-screened its blue screen, so I'm back to about 10 1/2 words a day. Don't expect anything.


B_25 and I made some garbage. · 2:07am Apr 26th, 2018

TThe Mare of Your Dreams (Unfortunately)
Luna tries to court you over a dream you don't even remember.
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It's pretty hot.

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An Intricate Disguise and I made some beauty · 7:05am Feb 19th, 2018

You might not know this, but a collab between me and An Intricate Disguise was just released! I'd recommend checking it out, Disguise and I had a lot of fun writing it.

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It's a nice mix of humor and blowjobs. Ain't it a grand combination?


2 hunned · 4:06am Dec 24th, 2017

200 is quite a few people.

Guess I'm gonna have to raise the bar for my future stories. Not like it was too high, but still. :trixieshiftright:

I would express my thanks again, but I think that's better expressed with more stories, don't you agree?


A quick thanks · 2:06pm Dec 21st, 2017

Not even 24 hours after this account was created and the first story posted, and I already have my dumb lil tale on "Popular Stories" fucking Featured.

So thank you to all of y'all for your awesome support. It's almost like a Christmas present.

More dumb shenanigans soon in the future, so make sure to check for that later.

Hope you all are enjoying your holidays.

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