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President Dead

Smile like a rifle, hate like a prism, love like a blood clot.

Das bin Ich

"Tolerance was a virtue once; no more.
There aren't enough hours in the day to tolerate all the arseholes.
To tolerate all the indignities hurled your way and still be able to live a decent life.
Perhaps Goethe said it best: that which disturbs your soul, you must not suffer.
Remember that when it seems like arseholes are hard at work to disturb your soul 24 hours a day.
Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to."



Coming Soon · 5:58am April 20th

Wow, what a week. Thanks for all the views! Here is but a taste of what is yet to come:

FILLYDELPHIA NIGHT: A black comedy starring two OCs.

I AM THE END OF ALL YOUR DREAMS: A psychological thriller starring Rainbow Dash.

Hope to see you there!

President Dead

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I Don't Know What These Are or Where They Came From

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It's an adapted reference to the lyrics of three Marilyn Manson songs, the originals being:
"Just smile like a rifle"
"I am the ism, my hate's a prism"
"My heart's a tiny blood clot, I picked at it"

Smile like a rifle, hate like a prism, love like a bloodclot.

What the heck does that mean?!

Thank you so much! Your profile picture is destructively adorable.

Congratulations on your feature on EqD. Really liked your stories so far.
Keep up the good work!

Well, my story was finally approved. Thanks again, I couldn't have done it without you. True legend.

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