Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)