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Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

This is fiction. But it is based...

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