"I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments." -Albert Einstein
Twilight is best pony. WHAT? What do you MEAN you don't agree?!? May Celestia banish you!
Here, I'll keep it short and simple: I am a fellow: gamer, cartoon fan, aspiring writer/poet, cat-lover, dog-lover (For the cats vs dogs thing, I'd go with loving both), and a bunch of other stuff.
I'm a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.