This was intended for the Monster Mare contest, I got the dates wrong and then procrastinated. So here is my story. Kinda sad, a little funny, and I hope really sweet.

Great, I'm in Equestra! Why am I here? Because the author Minaren decided he wanted to have a funny story set in a borderline porn movie equestria. Problem is that his self insert Minaren is loyal to his beloved NotJohnHarker and of course she did not get pulled in too. That Self Insert would be me. Also why am I in the form of the one character all of my readers hated. What. The. Hell.

However my bastard author made one mistake, he recreated my grimoire. Inside is all the secret pranking knowledge I have ever acquired. All the technical plans. All the Chemical formulas. All the strategies. He wants to take my NotJohnHarker from me? This Means War.

This story is a sequel to How To Romance Your Dragon

Mis and Dis are relaxing on a lovely Tuesday morning. The screams of terror from the outside muted by the soundproofing on their house. The Ponyville Problem Solving Pair are snuggled in bed but one thing is ruining their day off. Both have to obey the order of their Princess, she is technically their boss and does sign their paychecks (or at least spike does). Neither have time to brief the Neurotic Noblewoman on everything they do, so how to solve it? Why send Mis's brother, of course! When to get him to go? Why today, on their day off. That way no one can say they didn't try. And it won't be their fault if the report can't be done any other day. Mis's brother will still get paid, and they can go on with the rest of their duties undisturbed. But what happens when Twilight has her own business to care for? Who will she pick to take her place? Read on and see.

We're playing the best mix of the Heartsongs from across the dimensions. Shippers take care, for your OTP'S are here!!!!! We're all about love and tolerance at WCSR and for us all OTP'S are in fact the one true pairing. So keep a water bucket handy and put those flame wars out!!!!! YEAH!!!!! DJ Nylarhotep says it all about the LOVE!!!!! Now on with the music.

What do we know of Sunset Shimmer? Generalties at best. When something from her past comes calling with a cryptic warning, what shall happen? Only SHE knows. All debts must be paid. One moment of Kindness, One Moment Of Cruelty. Thus thee shall mantain equality.

Staring into the abyss, one must never flinch, for the abyss stares back. Batman knows this, one step from being that which he fights, one step from being one of the ones that have been taken by the Abyss. But what of gentler souls, how do they act when those that were lost to the abyss cross their paths. Do they stand as uncompromising as the Dark Knight, or do those of Friendship's call choose a different Path. Come and see, the abyss watches, let us observe as well.

Co-Authored By: Equestrian Twist

X-49: the jazz trumpet playing robot assassin, at last given a place he doesn't have to kill, a place to raise Lulu

Scaramouche: the merciless robot assassin, freed of Aku's darkness, free of any hold but his own.

DJ Stybator: Mind Controlling Martial Artist, freed from corruption now just seeking a place to play.

This story is a sequel to Three Strikes, You're Out

Garble is in town, his crew around him. So how much of a threat can a teen filly with a crush pose. Turns out, when she's the sister of Dis, a whole f##king lot.

This Being The Last Accounting of Those Prophecies and Spells of the Unlidded Eye, Concerning The Land Of Equestria, Its Inhabitants, Environs, Elements, And Those Of Fate Marked.
May None Of What Is Written Within Come To Pass, May These Words Be Forsaken, And Let Them All Come To Naught. Long May The Blessings of The Ladies Three And Of The Lady One Be Upon Princess Celestia And Princess Luna. May They Never Need These Words Written In Blood, Framed By Tears, And Bound In Flesh And Bone. Let All In Equestria Be Blessed, And All That Is within Be Forgotten

Serving Princess Luna has never been easy. Fuss Budget is an anomaly among Thestrals. He is Obsessive, Hyper-Critical and entirely too detail oriented. Princess Luna, long may her reign be, has given Fuss his ultimate task. Help her in her direst hour, The First New Session of the Night Court.

This is a Prequel too Always Bet On Green.