Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

An ametuer writer trying to write as best he can. Doesn't mind if people say hi now and then.

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Hit 'im wit the dougie.

The man without a plan.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

You should stay out of these parts...

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Erm... I'll put something later. It's a wee bit too early for definitive self-describing thoughts right now.

"You think you know me..."

I really should put something down here someday...

Ummm..... I give up!!! Can't do this, I give up, ask me later!!!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I'm a 22 year old musician from Jackson, Ohio. I like to read, write, and play video games in my spare time. I'm happily taken. Short and sweet.

I write like once a year.

I wrote a horse story once.

Music ponies are best ponies.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Death God

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I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.