"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

"Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there."

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Sham-wow!

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

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An Eccentric Toy collecting, Anime Loving Student who discovered MLP one night in the summer of 2011 and has loved it ever since.

Um.... I like writing stuff?