[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that
I speak English and Spanish. Hablo EspaƱol. Anyway I'm a Mexican who born in the US,specifically in the state of California.
My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!
I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.
A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.
That one guy who watches other guys write stories about extra dimensional sapient ponies.
I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.
A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.
I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.
I'm a math teacher from the Midwest. I'm asocial and opinionated, but I love hearing other points of view, so don't hesitate to let me know your take on anything I put out.