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One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep; the Great Eye is ever watchful.

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Hello brave comrades, Kaiser Wilhelm II is on vacation so I will be his substitute,{(Herro there I'm a veteran of the Great Meme War(And the recent "War of Daming Inferno" who enjoys writing stories)}

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How about Southrons? I’m guessing you’re going to say all enemies of Gondor, which I assume includes...: Corasairs, Haradrim people from Rhun, people from Far Harad, Variags from Khand, and am I forgetting any?

I do this a lot.

Hmmmmmm, they are still an enemy of Gondor, they assisted Sauron.

What if you are an Easterling though?

Unless your an orc, than it is not simple

That is in fact one of the simple's in life, but I learned from personal experience that one does not simply walk into Mordor

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I was formerly known as KaiserWilly2 (but sadly he is not coming back any time soon :(

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