"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

I read and sometimes edit stories. Little burned out though.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...