I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

being a glitched unevolvable eevee with glitch powers since 1996

Writing should be done for fun, not money or fame.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Just a dude who loves ponies and the dog god

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head