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Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Local bunny fella || Don't worry, stories are coming still...

A fellow traveler...

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

An ex-greentext writer on /mlp/. Just a Lunatic that writes for fun... and profit. Taking writing commissions: https://pastebin.com/bfgH2gMm

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

20yo. Digital artist. Reader. Student. I take commissions!

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

What to do with my life now

I write short romance and adventure stories. I post update blogs. I've been a Brony ever since July 2014.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

A drink sounds nice right about now…

A writefag from 4chan.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Too much to write; too little time

I like to eat my ice cream melted. Fight me.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Horrifically Fun

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

"You think you know me..."

Can I speak to the manager?

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm done. I just don't have fun writing stuff anymore. You're free to take any of this material as your own. Have fun!

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.