i sees all the naughty clopfics

just a fan of MLP, twilestia best ship, celestia best princess, and twilight best pony.... but chrysalis is best villian

I can't think of a good bullshit quote that doesn't sound like a 12 year old wrote it. Have a Fluttershy as an apology.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.