Welp, I'm celebrating my birthday this weekend.

Won't say how old I am, but I'm sure some of my more astute followers could probably make an accurate educated guess. Suffice to say, I've been around the block a time or two.

Not much hubbub in birthdays as an adult. Sure, there are still some milestones, but they become few and far between. I just enjoy a time where I can relax and have a nice dinner at the family's expense--and, maybe, splurge a bit on myself for a change.

Read More

... now everything hurts

Looking for a good movie to watch Halloween night while stuffing my face, getting drunk, and, maybe, handing out whatever candy I haven't eaten to some neighborhood kids.

Must be scary. No sex. Gore is fine, but not gratuitous. No excessive language.

Thanks, all!

...Canadian Thanksgiving, that is.

Warning, spoiler for story contained within.

Preface: I've been expanding upon my post-secondary education for the better part of a decade.

I started getting these dreams after I graduated college. Actually, I blame my dad for putting them in my head because I didn't start getting them till he told me about his.

Read More

Bring on the apples and pumpkins and let's raise our ciders in salute to the season's anthem!

Now, bring on the cold weather, the changes of the leaves, and the prospect of an early sno--

Oh, wait... I live in Florida...

So, I guess... ?

Sigh... I can't wait for when I can move back north.

Today be talk like a pirate day. Put away yer landish dreams and join the crew as we traverse the open seas! (translation: the Internet)

Still, I can't sent ya off witho't a bit of knowledge stuffed unda yar belt. Cast yer eyes and ears upon this laddie/lassie, and take a bit of the treasure thats wealth runs as deep as the depths of Davey Jones' locker.

Sure, it has it's problems...

...

BUT FUCK IT ALL!!! SUNSET SHIMMER FINALLY HAS APPEARANCE!!! NOTHING ELSE FUCKING MATTERS!!!

We're done here.

Also...

I'M FREE!!! FREE, I SAY! FREE!!!

NO LONGER CONSTRAINED BY THE PROSPECT OF NEW CANON! HEADCANON RULES NOW! LONG LIVE HEADCANON!!!

I'll go calm down now...

Not sure how many of you have been tracking Dorian in the Atlantic off the coast of Florida. Latest update shows it going up the east coast and not going inland.

Lotta rain and storm surge projected, but that's about it.

No school Tuesday. We'll see how things go.