Twilight Sparkle is called by the cutie map to solve a friendship problem. Eric Cartman has a problem, that being Eric Cartman. But Cartman doesn’t let Twilight know how incredulously stupid all this is. No, he decides to play it along and see how far the lameness can go.

The further it goes though the closer the blank stare of the meat mountain comes to cracking. 

Will the homosexuals finally get to him via the Rainbow Dash conspiracy?

Will the entire South Park Elementary school know that he took part in a ditty girl party, hosted by a pink pony?

Will his friends find out eventually that he was offered a Grand Galloping Dress, hoof sewed by a white unicorn?

Meanwhile Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick are looking for their friend, of whom disappeared after crumbling his fat ass down the library stairs and entered another world like some Narnia bullshit.

Will they manage to find Eric Cartman before Randy Marsh gets to do the voice over for Twilight Sparkle? Only time will tell, or a cow princess with sights of destroying Equestria, a milk cow whose milk are so bad that it causes princess Celestia to projectile vomit into princess Luna's mouth?

Contains: (In true South Park spirit) Swearing, sex jokes, gross out jokes, jokes about sexual orientations and the prejudices surrounding them.

Rainbow Dash finds herself on a strange and desolate series of islands. With no other soul on the islands she reluctantly befriends a bookworm named Artus, a human with a strained family life behind him. While communicating via a page transmission inside a link book he informs Rainbow Dash that these islands that he calls Myst are his and his wife's creations and that he need her to find him a special book and return it to his lab.

To accomplish this Rainbow Dash needs to do what Artus had the mysterious Stranger do when he came to one of the Myst islands long ago, solve it's clever puzzles. But do the impulsive Pegasus pony have the patience to wait for slowly opening book shelves, reading dragged out text sections and remembering patterns seen hours ago? And do the usually patient Artus have the social competence to calm down as he watches Rainbow Dash brute force her way through his puzzles?

With no way back to Equestria, nor any other help than the half crazy egg headed human the question burns within the Pegasus pony. What if she fails? Will she ever see her family and friends again?

The entire Mane 6 find themselves in a harsh no ponies land filled with dinosaurs after a transition to the human world via Canterlots' magic mirror goes astray.

With the unicorns having their magic weakened for some reason and a heavier air, making it harder for the pegasus in the group to fly, the ponies will have to find a way through the treacherous Land Before Time.

On their way they meet a young adult apatosaurus by the name of Littlefoot. He is currently scared by events that caused him to abandon his friends and his herd to survive the wildlands alone. Littlefoot barely has time to ask the ponies what the symbols on their flanks are before he is engulfed in a bright light and recives a cutie mark of his own, a white star that doesn't say Twilight Sparkle, the leader of the pony group, anything.

Will Littlefoot be able to help the ponies get back to Equestria again? - Will the ponies be able to help Littlefoot discover the purpose of his cutie mark? - May the destinies of the prehistoric creature and the ponies be entwined? - Or may there be a chain of events in motion that none of the parties expected? The great circle of life may have the answer.

They also meet a lot of dangers. In a harsh world where food is scarce predators need to feed to.

Note 02-05-2019: About to add more chapter soon. In the meantime I will take time to rewrite some other chapters, add more character expressions and make the text more readeble. Also, before anyone points out the countless holes that I'm sure it will create: No. I have not seen the LBT TV show. My story is soely based on the films.

Soarin gets the chance to show what he is made of as a leader of the wonderbolts. But might there be a certain rainbow tailed pony within the Wonderbolts that is taking her eye of the ball a little? Or rather, on him?

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