Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I shall Butcher your dreams

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.