Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

This is fiction. But it is based...

No.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Something-something horse narrations.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I love fan fiction and especially the confluence of sex with story. :)

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.

"You think you know me..."