The only thing I won't do is scat.

I'll write Cerberus doing a diamond dog while the most horrible and horrifying things happen between them and make it look like Romeo and Juliet fucking in a field of wild flowers while birds chirp in chorus to their bodies slapping.

Just saying.

I’m not letting my stories’ comments turn into comment wars.
PM each other for that crunk-funk.

To the quickest down voted story I've posted all year!

More to come, maybe next time Fluttershy can meet my Fancy Pants; just for the haters.

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I know I am.

PM me with requests.

$12 / 1,000 words.

NSFW only, I can't do anthro so that's out.
-Male and female genders only. No people ‘identifying’ as apache helicopters and basketballs

Vanilla Sex included in base rate
-Any consenting, adult-aged pony couple.

Artwork.

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Greetings and thanks for reading.

I just want to bring you up to speed on how I write, the world my ponies live in, and the personalities of the ponies I write. This will jumble a bit and cross over here and there, but this is more or less an overview so you know what to expect and why in my stories.
These are totally open to change based on new things I learn and choose to apply.
Questions? Ask!

If I don't cover it here drop me a query.

First about my writing style.

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