What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Tally ho! I understand my accounts name & appearance has seemingly little to do with My Little Pony, but understand that this is merely an account I use to read stories on, thanks for reading this!

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

" Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friends. "- ainz ooal gown

A fan of MLP since March 2013 and a die hard fan of Princess Luna.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Forget not that I am a derp.

Just sitting here on my fluffy reading storys.