An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I read a crazy amount, I just made this so I can track the ones I want to return to :D

There and back again.

Damn, I wish I could read.

I write things.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Seriously, what's his deal?