An alt for porn commissions.

A Warning to Others

I write about horses. And read about them. And sometimes I edit stories about them.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Hit 'im wit the dougie.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Moved on.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I write like once a year.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.