“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

A real lady killer.

A guy living on the internet, playing games and taking names.

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This douchecanoe comes with custom cup holders.

rap 'n literature babyyyy

So... how does it feel to be followed by a patreon sponsor? Feels good doesn't it? That's right say my name...

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

I do things occasionally.