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In the immortal words of Doctor House, "You're a Moron."


Normally I would not do this, but I have few alternatives · 11:48am October 31st

So, my friend...I'll call him Balthazar for now...has this girlfriend who is also my friend, I'll call her Samantha for now. I was having a chat with Balthazar about Wolfenstien, and Samantha comes up and pushes me away from him without a word to drag him off. Today was not the first day this has happened, and she gets physical twords me whenever I say anything she doesn't agree with. They got together because of me, and the only one who hasn't changed is Balthazar. So, I ask you all...what do

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I edit stuff.
I comment a lot.
I act crazy.

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Thank you for faving Of Heaven and Earth.:twilightsmile:

Dude I have no idea where that story has been, but I am so fuckin glad I found it. Haven't laughed that hard in ages.

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Thank you for answer the thread too, my Merchant's name is Melchior and he wears a cosplay of Bill Cipher humanized. And that was from my fiction the strong strongest swordmaster, however someparts I will need to make a remake.

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