I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Too much to write; too little time

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Original username Zoddtheimmortalone. I'm a fan of anime, but I enjoy the classics more. As for My Little Pony, I may not watch it as much, but I do like the show and I also love EG

I wanna return to monkey.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I thought you said weast...

If you're in need of cute and feelsy s**t, just call for Halp. I might stumble out of bed and write something that suits your needs.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Farewell.

I see people two ways who they are and who they can be.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)