I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I'm a weeb.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)