I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

"Why, as a child, I thought sharks were my friends. [In ominous voice] I know better now." -Professor Membrane

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Find peace with your pace, everything destined shall fall into place." - Anonymous

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

All Hail Celestia!! I ship sombrelestia!

Just trying to write and keep my head above the ground.