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Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

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Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

Belarusian fellow from Toronto. I will stop procrastinating tommorow.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Aspiring musician who likes to write in his downtime.

Massive nerd brony with enough of a screwed up mind to create stories.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.