A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5