Hobbyist Author, Mystery Maker, Typewriter Restorer. https://ko-fi.com/elbowdeepinahorse

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

space is a waste

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I really need an actual a better avatar.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Summer shine's the name and tig ol' bitties are my game. - 17 year old me

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Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

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