Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
"We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass."
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I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-