I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Bored as hell, write stories.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Just an artist/writer. Also a member of the US Navy cx

I enjoy chicken in my butt.

Yes.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

-If Lost, please place back into the nearest library-

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Hi... I've been a quiet member of the brony community for about a year, but I'd like to get more involved, so, um, hi!

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!