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Wise Cracker


Just some guy, riding out his time.

Apr
4th
2022

Deleting account (not FimFiction), and plans for the rest of the year-ish. · 3:06pm Apr 4th, 2022

Okay, big clickbait title. I'm deleting some online accounts, but not the FimFiction one. Suffice it to say I've been active in the furry fandom for a while, but don't consider myself a member, same as I do the brony community. I need a fresh profile, and that means tearing down the old one.

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Feb
20th
2022

War of the Mark: release date projection · 8:57am Feb 20th, 2022

Okay, small but important update:

Part 3 of the Bastion trilogy, and the final piece of Faux Pas' legacy, is as good as done, in first draft. I've gotten eight out of nine chapters done, the last one was written in one go yesterday. Yeah, turns out I can hit 3k words in one day if I use that little trick I mentioned earlier, it's weird. I kinda feel like my old self again in that respect, still working on the others.

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Jan
23rd
2022

War of the Mark, progress report · 1:13pm Jan 23rd, 2022

Hey, all.

Things started off well this year, been a little bit on the bad side past few weeks, but still alive, so that's good. Got my third shot, bit of a recurring headache, but that also is nothing major.

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Dec
19th
2021

Bastion Goes to Fight Camp, Coming Soon (kind of). Free Anti-Writer's Block Tip. · 12:27pm Dec 19th, 2021

Story's not 100% finished, no. But I've uploaded the first six chapters, and will be publishing the first three chapters throughout next week. I still have the issue with editing in the Brave browser, the screen lags like crazy when I hit 'Edit,' but hopefully I can get the kinks out. So it's in final editing now, yay!

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Nov
28th
2021

Another quick look into how a Cracker's mind works. · 9:30pm Nov 28th, 2021

So with the Bastion trilogy nearing completion and the first story uploaded, I've been looking at some future options in the breaktime after an upload. I never write on the same day I upload something, after all, as it tends to get distracting and possibly contaminate the future project.

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Nov
25th
2021

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone · 9:41am Nov 25th, 2021

I suppose it'd be in-character to steal culturally appropriate open my horizons by celebrating a holiday so many of my fellow writers and readers celebrate. You know, again.

What am I thankful for this year? Mostly the same as last year, I guess.

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Nov
6th
2021

So what's the ETA on the Bastion thing? · 9:14pm Nov 6th, 2021

First story: finished, may need one or two lines tweaked to tie it all in to the bigger picture.

Second story: in its seventh or eighth re-write, this time only from chapter 4-ish onward, though.

Third story: outlined, most of the big scenes are done in the concept stage.

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Oct
30th
2021

Two Halloween surprises for those unaware. · 9:41am Oct 30th, 2021

First off: new Blender short film. If you liked Laika's Paranorman, you'll know some of the character designs. If you'd like to see a horror movie with Smurfs in it... yeah, that's basically what you're getting. Fair warning: rated T. Very much not PG-rated.

Second surprise: Ghostbusters game.

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Aug
16th
2021

State of the stories, and author · 4:39pm Aug 16th, 2021

Okay, quick update. You can do this, Cracker, just stick to the points.

My Fey Lady

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Jul
10th
2021

Finally done with Season 9. · 9:13pm Jul 10th, 2021

Wow, three blogs in the same week? I must be getting sick or something... Finished Season 9 at long last. Sat down and went through it, marathonning about the last half of it.

And... eh, it was decent. Not a lot of stand-outs, either positive or negative. Maybe it's all the spoilers, but nothing really stood out to me like some other Seasons or episodes did.

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