dirty AiE heathen

This is fiction. But it is based...

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm the resident Hideaki Anno of FimFiction. I like to write whatever I think of. Sometimes good or sometimes s**t, I just love writing.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Welcome! I enjoy writing fictions based upon the the human side of MLP, that both contain normal and erotic content. I hope you enjoy!

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Pithy Statement

I also draw pretty pictures :3

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I'm a person. A person who writes stories about ponies in all their infinite variations.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

What a beautiful Sunset.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A fellow traveler...

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

It's fanfiction all the way down.