All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

I laik the Sun

I enjoy writing things I guess.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Anything can be awesome when it's made of Lego.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

YouTuber, with a tip jar and a Patreon!

"Silence is an argument carried by other means"-Che Guevara

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

Writer of Ponies with a taste for Flesh!

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Horrifically Fun

Pithy Statement

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Inspired to write when there's no time. Inspired to rest when there's time to write.

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

Sorry if I'm slow to upload. I'm more of a reader than a writer.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

It's been a while, but I'm back home! Don't know when I'll write something for this site again, but enjoy my other stuff in the meantime!

I reside inside this universe, live outside of time, and am very likely completely out of my mind...

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.