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Best New Horsie

Feb

10th

2019

Good News, Everybody! · 12:35pm February 10th

I'm almost completely moved out of my apartment. I got 95% of my stuff out, leaving just little things here and there plus the food in the kitchen and some leftover cleaning supplies.

The bad news is that while I have been working on Dino-Park minutes at a time (2 jobs, moving, sleeping, that cuts into time) I don't think I will be able to get the next chapter up before I go dark for a bit. That said, when I do get back online I should have a couple of chapters ready to post.

Report Mark Garg von Herbalist · 29 views · Story: Dino-Park ·

2019 Goals

1) Pay off one of my small student loans ($200/$5400)
2) Get a house
3) Own a gun 🔫
4) Get politically involved in the community
5) Finish an original story
6) Plant a garden
7) Go to church

EDelicious Cow Meat
MLP: FiM
MLP: Movie
Slice of Life
Tempest Shadow cooks steak on Twilight's grill.
Twilight
Rarity
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.3k words · 65 4 · 761 views
EThe Most Boring Day Ever
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A boring day leads to Twilight giving her friends an IQ test.
Twilight
Pinkie
Main 6
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 3.6k words · 36 5 · 878 views
EBroken
MLP: Movie
Slice of Life
Fate has Pinkie Pie and Tempest Shadow meet at the edge of a pond. There, a new friendship is born.
Twilight
Pinkie
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 25k words · 61 3 · 1.2k views
EBat Soup
MLP: Movie
Slice of Life
Twilight wants to take Tempest out to eat. Unfortunately for her, Tempest is craving something batty.
Twilight
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.1k words · 76 3 · 853 views
EEquestrian Roadtrip
MLP: FiM
MLP: Movie
Slice of Life
Tempest Shadow and Pinkie Pie go on a road trip from San Palomino to Ponyville.
Pinkie
Tempest Shadow
Grubber
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 8k words · 17 3 · 253 views
TGUARDS
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Camera crews give the citizens of Equestria an inside look at the daily routine of the Royal Guard. Told through the point of view of the cameras.
Sex
Gore
OC
Other
Flash Sentry
Royal Guard
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 9.5k words · 354 views
TFour Minutes Or Less
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Working at “Hearty's Junior”, one must be sensitive to time. No excuses. Only results. Now, Applejack and her coworker must beat the clock in a mad lunch rush! Winner of the Harmonist's “It's Impossible!” contest!
Human
Applejack
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 5.6k words · 15 3 · 369 views
TPART(ie) Hard
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Team PART(ie) is back! After a terrible defeat at the hands of Discord, Pinkie and her team tries recovering and passing their classes, but diabolical plots, demented fiends and hard tests won't let them. RWBY crossover. Humanized.
Sex
Gore
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Pinkie
Applejack
Rarity
Trixie
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 34k words · 14 4 · 374 views
EThe Shoe
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Twilight, Starlight, Moon Dancer, Trixie, Lyra, and Sunset get together for a game of Monopoly for Friendship Fun Night. They don't get very far.
Twilight
Trixie
Lyra
Sunset Shimmer
Starlight Glimmer
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.5k words · 17 2 · 407 views
TFirst Day Terror
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Fluttershy gets a job at a popular fast food joint and meets a very rude customer. Set in Equestria Girls universe.
Human
Fluttershy
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 3k words · 40 2 · 863 views

All Hail King Washington!

One Shots

Bat Soup Twilight wants to take Tempest out to eat. Unfortunately for her, Tempest is craving something batty. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 1,073 words · 76 · 3
First Day Terror Fluttershy gets a job at a popular fast food joint and meets a very rude customer. Set in Equestria Girls universe. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 3,038 words · 40 · 2
Four Minutes Or Less Working at “Hearty's Junior”, one must be sensitive to time. No excuses. Only results. Now, Applejack and her coworker must beat the clock in a mad lunch rush! Winner of the Harmonist's “It's Impossible!” contest! by Mark Garg von Herbalist 5,562 words · 15 · 3
The Order Fluttershy deals with an annoying customer on drive-thru. Set Equestria Girls universe. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 2,502 words · 26 · 0
The Shoe Twilight, Starlight, Moon Dancer, Trixie, Lyra, and Sunset get together for a game of Monopoly for Friendship Fun Night. They don't get very far. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 1,514 words · 17 · 2