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Best New Horsie

Dec

6th

2019

Take The Church By Storm! · 12:55pm Last Friday

The church has become weak and corrupted because it wants to be one with the corrupt world. Now churches are used as grounds for perverts, the Gospel is mocked and the shepherds are leading wolves to their flocks. Very dark times for the church, no matter the denominations. Gotta heat things up! Gotta take the Church by Storm!

Report Mark Garg von Herbalist · 17 views ·

2019 Goals

1) Pay off one of my small student loans
2) Get a house
3) ~~Own a gun 🔫~~ (Nope)
4) Get politically involved in the community
5) Finish an original story (Going through copy-edit stuff)
6) Plant a garden
7) Go to church

Diversity. The idea that less whites is a great thing!

THairball
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
After Fluttershy coughs up a hairball, Starlight Glimmer gets a crash course in basic pegasus biology.
Sex
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.3k words · 93 2 · 961 views
TFirst Day Terror
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Fluttershy gets a job at a popular fast food joint and meets a very rude customer. Set in Equestria Girls universe.
Human
Fluttershy
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 3k words · 41 2 · 962 views
EStory Time With Tempest
MLP: FiM
MLP: Movie
Slice of Life
Tempest Shadow is trying to put the Cake Twins to bed. They refuse to sleep until they get a bed time story. Luckily she knows the spark notes of a timeless tale.
Cake Twins
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.7k words · 10 0 · 144 views
TThe Fastest Mare In Equestria
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash is the fastest mare in Equestria in more ways than one.
Sex
Rainbow Dash
Thunderlane
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.6k words · 310 views
EDelicious Cow Meat
MLP: FiM
MLP: Movie
Slice of Life
Tempest Shadow cooks steak on Twilight's grill.
Twilight
Rarity
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 1.3k words · 81 7 · 1.1k views
EThe Most Boring Day Ever
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A boring day leads to Twilight giving her friends an IQ test.
Twilight
Pinkie
Main 6
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 3.6k words · 40 6 · 1.1k views
TDino-Park
MLP: FiM
MLP: Movie
Dark
Sci-Fi
Twilight's group is invited to a private tour of a mysterious facility 190 miles off the coast of the Forbidden Jungle. Things go about as well as one would expect for a facility that holds carnivorous dinosaurs.
Death
Violence
Crossover
Alt. Universe
OC
Main 6
Tempest Shadow
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 21k words · 12 2 · 343 views
TGUARDS
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Camera crews give the citizens of Equestria an inside look at the daily routine of the Royal Guard. Told through the point of view of the cameras.
Sex
Gore
OC
Other
Flash Sentry
Royal Guard
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 9.5k words · 416 views
TFour Minutes Or Less
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Working at “Hearty's Junior”, one must be sensitive to time. No excuses. Only results. Now, Applejack and her coworker must beat the clock in a mad lunch rush! Winner of the Harmonist's “It's Impossible!” contest!
Human
Applejack
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 5.6k words · 15 3 · 416 views
TThe Order
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
Fluttershy deals with an annoying customer on drive-thru. Set Equestria Girls universe.
Fluttershy
Mark Garg von Herbalist · 2.5k words · 29 0 · 728 views

All Hail King Washington!

One Shots

Bat Soup Twilight wants to take Tempest out to eat. Unfortunately for her, Tempest is craving something batty. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 1,074 words · 88 · 6
First Day Terror Fluttershy gets a job at a popular fast food joint and meets a very rude customer. Set in Equestria Girls universe. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 3,038 words · 41 · 2
Four Minutes Or Less Working at “Hearty's Junior”, one must be sensitive to time. No excuses. Only results. Now, Applejack and her coworker must beat the clock in a mad lunch rush! Winner of the Harmonist's “It's Impossible!” contest! by Mark Garg von Herbalist 5,562 words · 15 · 3
The Order Fluttershy deals with an annoying customer on drive-thru. Set Equestria Girls universe. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 2,502 words · 29 · 0
The Shoe Twilight, Starlight, Moon Dancer, Trixie, Lyra, and Sunset get together for a game of Monopoly for Friendship Fun Night. They don't get very far. by Mark Garg von Herbalist 1,514 words · 19 · 2