I don't really consider myself a writer, but at the suggestion of my fiance ("If you're not finding what you want maybe you should write your own stories.") here I am.
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.
Just a guy who likes to write. I let my stories go where they please. I'm just their instrument of creation.