"I want to embrace the fantasy, but I can't escape the reality."

"I don't got a bucket list. I just got the gawdamned bucket."

Some bronies are just b***ed up.

In life, as in war, you have to know what you are fighting for...

RE: Trixie's Greatest Trick

Though I know, I'm not the greatest that ever was
I guess I'm good enough, since I'm still here because
for a broken relic, more than well past his prime
Here and now, this day, is a good day to die
I can't imagine any better way, or time...

Arise, like lions to all their slaughter
and then kneel, like zebras to the water...

Good things come, to those who wait
and you don't wait so well...

I guess Spike is Puff the magic dragon...

Wake me up when this world is over
For when this world is over
I may begin anew

Enemy Below ~ as their spirits pool, so their tyrant rises... (Crawl-out Equestria)

Hot Buttered Rum(p) ~ After a day on the slopes, all he needs is a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a stick of butter and her sweet and spicy cunny... (inspired by Frasier)

Good Night's Inn ~ Her twin sister, Sleep Tight, has a little Bed Bug on the way...

I can't read a thing "Anthro" or "Human", 'cause four legs are better than two.

I can't read anything with Pinkie Pie, because I cannot (under)stand her.

I can't read anything with Rainbow, because I ship her with Twilight.

I can't read anything with Celestia, because I ship her with Chrysalis.

I can't read anything with Luna, because I ship her with Trixie.