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Es lebe der Kaiser und Deutschland!


If I'm not online, I'm probably playing these:

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Battlefield 1

Call of Duty: World at War

Red Dead Redemption

I'm a Straight Person Who Supports LGBT Rights

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A Disclaimer

I do not support any wrongdoings of the German Empire, including (but not limited to) the Rape of Belgium, colonization of Africa, unrestricted submarine warfare, and the numerous gas attacks. Thank you!

Extended Bio

Name: Sturmmann, formerly Deutsches Kaiserreich, German Empireball, Dummkopf Parodies, Hans Krebs, General Tullius, and Lenior Volkov

Age: You’ll never know.

Sex: Male

Nationality: Germany

Occupation: Stormtrooper

Political Thoughts: Conservative (to an extent)

Race: White (White-Native American mix IRL)

Personality: Stronk

Religious Affiliation: Agnostic Atheism

Likes: Ironclad, Bismarck, Der Kaiser, War, Anschluss Zeit, Reading, History, Video Games, Peace and Quiet, Cloudy Days, Writing Fanfiction, Slav Memes (I even go as far as to wear an Adidas tracksuit)

Friends: Ottoman Empire, Austria-Hungary, Kingdom of Morocco, Kingdom of Bulgaria, Russian SFSR (Kinda), The Narwhal Assassin, Some IRL Ones

Enemies: UK, France, Belgium, Kingdom of Italy, Russian Empire, USA, Empire of Japan, Portugal, Serbia, Luxembourg, Jewels, DataBass, GrayOnBlue

Dislikes: Italy's betrayal, Austria-Hungary's failures, Cousin Nicky, SJWs, Neo-Nazis, Antifa, Anti-Bronies, Feminazis, Bronies or Pegasisters who take the show way too seriously, Clopfics

Hobbies: Beat the Russian Empire, bully Poland, commit atrocities to Belgium, fight France, colonize Africa

My FanFiction account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7693381/

My Xbox Live account: Vasili Koslov45

My FictionPress account: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/1077106/

My imgflip account: https://imgflip.com/user/ArenWalter

My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxtWJqYyZ7oylOlLC_ruURQ

My DeviantArt account: Vasili-Volkov

Favorite Novels: Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), Wings of Fire Series (Tui T. Sutherland), Ranger's Apprentice Series (John Flanagan), Great Battles (Christer Jorgensen), Lenin: A Biography (Robert Service)

Memes and other random stuff

Awesome Quotes


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I’ve been on FimFiction for over a year now.

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    a vigorous or determined attempt.
    "in an effort to reduce inflation, the government increased interest rates"
    synonyms:attempt, try, endeavour

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    a force exerted by a machine or in a process.

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