We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Come closer, I don't bite...unless you're into that.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I wish!!

Just a cat pretending to be a human pretending to be a cat on the internet.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Done.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

♦Gone fishin'♦

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

I am the oracle. I seek to tell you a story. Will you come sit and listen?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

salvete

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Join the dark side! We have ponies!

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.