I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Enjoying life’s topsy-turvyness, happy that I have no idea what I'm doing.

I will eat your beans and dust, and possibly screech if you disturb me.

its all about the bo~ops! its all about the boops!

Just when you thought things couldn't be any worse, you find out I exist. And then that's when crap hits the fan.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky