Howdy! I'm Asgore Dreemurr! King of the monsters! Feel free to come down if you have anything you want to say to me, the keys are in the kitchen and hallway.
I'm done. I just don't have fun writing stuff anymore. You're free to take any of this material as your own. Have fun!
-slams fist on desk- Just because I have incontinence doesn’t mean I can’t have a diaper fetish!