A slightly batty amateur writer. Also very British, thus a love of sarcasm and pathetic attempts at witty humour are to be expected. Also-also, I'm a dirty little piggy. Clop is to be expected.
Only the most refined fan-fiction for the sophisticated reader.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.
A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Proud citizen of the Upper Echelon of Mediocrity!
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula
Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!