Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I write macrophillia stories.

The world is cold, better bundle up | King of the Bums | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Chaos is not the opposite of Harmony but apart of it. Both chaos and order together create a balance known as Harmony. Without one you cannot have have the other and without either there is nothing.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Original Works. It was a good run.

In weirdest day, in strangest night, no bad mood shall escape my sight, let those who cry in lonely spite, beware my shippings, Bronyparasite's might!

That one guy who is creatively bankrupt, but thinks he's hot shit

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

It's Complicated

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I write things. Sometimes they make sense.

(Icon by Zutcha) In the words of Rune Soldier Dan: “You ever have an idea where you're like, ‘This isn't gonna be Hemingway, but it's gonna be fun?’”

You may also know me as "Youtube, All I want to do is watch a video, Stop making me update" or "Buck Testa"

Forget not that I am a derp.

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Soon™...

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

I will try to be a fun person, but will always act professionaly with my work. You will find me all over the internet, and I try to look at all the sides and act resonable on the internet.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

A writer who writes things.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

"If I can't be accurate, then I'm sure as hell gonna be extra." -BDG

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

I don't write pony stories. I mainly write about humans or Equestria Girl stories.