🖤 i eat children 🖤

We are already dead.

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

Too much to write; too little time

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Me. Take it or leave it.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Being sad can be fun.

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

I do this because I want to make people happy in some sort of way. I try my best to be a good writer so that I can brighter some one's day. Just one person who likes my work makes this all worth it!

It's not getting from A to B. It's not the beginning or the destination that counts. It's the ride in between that matters

Fanfic writer of many genres & aspiring voice actor. Fluttershy is best pony. Any questions/requests/etc? Send me a PM or contact me on Twitter (@RattPitt).