Nancy Janeist

I write stories based on a little girl's cartoon at 3:00 AM while hopped up on pizza rolls and bagels.

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

To all who come to this user page, welcome. I am TheIdiot; Head Author of the Alt-TCB Story SPECTRUM (and the occasional stuff on the side). Feel free to follow me if you so wish.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Don't mind me, just your run-of-the-mill luvbug.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Ko-Fi / Tip Jar)

No longer writing here.

"He's not a geek, he's a geek with combat skills. That's why the ladies love him." -Flashpoint

Rapists can climb

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Nazi punks fuck off.

time is a crime

Deadhorse.