One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Grettings! I am Torulf, Jarl of imaginations. All I can say is that I am very good at writing but very bad at drawing artful pictures for my stories. The only reason that I write is for fun.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Too much to write; too little time

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I'm a guy who only likes MLP fan fiction. Tried watching the show, couldn't get through three episodes.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

No longer relevant.

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

A German who likes history, and WW2 technology but not war. "Within the darkness there is light and hope"

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

This account is no longer active.

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

Made from 100% potato.

No.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

Welcome to my unfinished fics. When will I finish one? Probably never. ZipporWhill is best pony. Cozy Glow is second best Pony. Angel is best animal, just look at him would you?

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.