No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.